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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle."
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"what aftershave does James bond uses after retirement? Old Spyce."
"I went to the store to buy 50ft of rope. The guy at the store said ""This spool of rope is on clearance for only $2. It's 500ft long."" ""Nah man"" I said ""I hate long good buys."""
"WHY DID THE PRISONER TYPE IN ALL UPPERCASE? THEY WERE SENTENCED TO CAPITAL PUNISHMENT."
"Niggawatt Def: theoretical unit of work. The amount of work 1 black man can produce in 1 hour."
"A barbed wire tattoo is a great way to keep people from breaking into your upper arm."
"I look fat. Can you give me a compliment? You have perfect eyesight."
"I really hate my partners calling me the wrong name during sex. My name is not ""Help"" or ""Get off me""."
"Is PETA aware that we're still struggling with the ethical treatment of humans?"
"Add a word to ruin a movie: - Batman Begins College - The Longest Yard Sale - Charlottes Web Cam."