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Joke of the Day

"Some Muslims were having an argument on my street the other day... I wanted to step in, but I was afraid it would blow up in my face."

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"i just crashed my car in a lane between two houses, owned by mr and mrs ball, and one owned by mr and mrs smith thank god i was dragged out by the smiths"
"My girlfriend said she needs some time and distance. Is she calculating velocity?"
"What is the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds There are twenty of them"
"My girlfriend and I really like the alphabet I kept 25 of the letters but I gave her the D."
"Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship... Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship; both of them are drowning. Who gets saved?!? The answer: AMERICA!!!"
"I like my women how I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."
"I have to say, I prefer audio books to written books I don't know why. I guess they just really speak to me."
"Why does voldemort have flat face? He ran into wrong wall at train station"
"I had a dream where I was a car muffler... It was exhausting."