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Joke of the Day

"Some Muslims were having an argument on my street the other day... I wanted to step in, but I was afraid it would blow up in my face."

"""97% of the world's population is homosexual."" - survey based on YouTube comments"

"I bet my friend $1000 I'd never take it in the butt. He says I am just a sore loser."

"Why couldn't the blind man go skydiving? It would of scared the shit out of the dog."

"A man walks into a bar and says ow"

"I like my children how I like my essays. Unplanned and poorly executed"

"whenever white girls are fighting and one of them calls the other ""hun"" during the argument world war 3 begins"

"What has four wheels and flies? My dead grandmother."

"Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth"

"What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common? They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !"