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Joke of the Day
"You should invest in Helium It's only going to go up!"
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"I'm thinking of visiting Saudi Arabia based on the upcoming week's forecast It's mostly Sunni"
"You think the dozen roses on my toilet tank are there to mask odor? Read the card: ""Dear toilet. I'm so sorry for all the shit I've done..."""
"What's the difference between herpes and friends? I don't have any friends."
"Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
"My wife and I were very happy for 20 years..... But then we met."
"What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk? The dog has cerebral pawlsy."
"Say - didja hear about the LGBT who keeps telling bad Bruce Jenner jokes? (wait for it ... wait for it Yeah - every one thinks he's a real bruisance ..."
"I wonder if serial killers watch Criminal Minds like chefs watch the Food Network: ""Oh, bad move, I'd have done it this way..."""
"If I ever build my own house, I'm putting a toilet right in front of the refrigerator."