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Joke of the Day
"If I ever build my own house, I'm putting a toilet right in front of the refrigerator."
Next Joke
"Whats pink and smells awful? Your mums cunt lol"
"Any skirt looks good on the back of the chair."
"Shoveling snow would be so much more fun if it were porn."
"When's the best time of day to start a diet? 4:00 For:Klock"
"I'll stab someone if they hurt my kids. Or touch my nachos."
"If it looks like I'm typing for five minutes I'm really just trying to spell diarrhea."
"""Premature ejaculation man I NEED HELP!!"" I'M COMING!"
"""My wife worked a 12-hour day and I asked what was for dinner"" I explain to the other homeless people."
"What is Hitler's least favorite letter? The gas bill."