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"Me and my girlfriend bought a copy of the Kama Sutra to spice up our love life... ... I just can't seem to fit it inside her. Shouldn't have gotten the hardcover version I guess."
"Why do some Italian Christmas cakes cause so much trouble? Because you have to open pandoro's box to eat them."
"What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid? A toothbrush."
"'Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow' Daft Punk ordering a round at the bar"
"I'm deeply in love with you. But hard deeply, like demented. Kind of sick if you know what I mean. I will most probably end up carving you up. Want a coffee?"
"the compUtah Maineframe has crashed and Idaho how to fix it. Alaska round to find out Hawaii it happened. Are Delaware of the situation?"
"How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk? Udderly useless."
"I don't trust people who keep their jackets on after they've arrived. That's what I do when I'm going to escape."
"Before gaydar, it is widely suspected that gay men found each other using a cumpass."