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Joke of the Day
"The Neverending Story should've just been called Laundry."
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"I think the first person to see a pug was like wait why is that sweet potato snorting?"
"What does Bill Cosby have in common with Santa? They both come while you sleep"
"My drive was long today; I hit every red light. The traffic signals were a pain as well."
"What's Trump's favorite type of nut? A walnut."
"*cries over spilt milk* *cries under spilt milk* *cries adjacent to spilt milk* *cries immediately to the left of spilt milk* *cries diagona"
"How do you say Philippines in Ebonics? Colombia"
"How do you get Dick from Richard? You ask nicely."
"Two Condoms Two condoms walk by a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Let's go in here and get shit-faced."""
"*Astronaut takes a photo of Earth from space* Earth: ""Delete it."""