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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I got into a heated argument. ""I met a man...but I married a boy."" she said, her face full of rage. I said, ""I guess the jokes on you then, paedo."""

"What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed? ""I'm going to bed."" Except he said it in Hungarian."

"Time zones are amazing, it's a different time all around the world. For example, in some parts of the U.S. it's still 1950."

"According to Carl Jung, I should live life like a kleptomaniac hooker... ...and take things as they come."

"Goals: 0) Start indexing at zero"

"What's the worst swear word to a tv exec? Godhole."

"Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue? Because he made his rabbi a little cross."

"What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? a-CAW!"

"Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain."

"""I love watching myself in the mirror while I shoot dope."" Said Tom in vain."