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Joke of the Day

"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof"

"Surely I'm not the only who chews extra hard to make sure the Teddy Grahams are good and dead. Surely."

"What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit? He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit."

"What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain? It ran to the unstable."

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, your Quest to whore karma is currently unavailable. Please try again later."

"Boss: ""Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life""!! Me: ""Well It got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago 2011 Boss: ""Really""? Me: ""No"""

"What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god? Are you Thor?"

"Before sending a tweet l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."

"In the 50's, a small city granted a two-singer a capella team exclusive rights to perform on street corners. Other street performers sued. They claimed it was a doo-wop-poly."

"Lazy thought by my girlfriend Her: ""Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?"" (Deez nuts)"