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Joke of the Day

"When someone walks into a room, I like to tap the person next to me and in a loud stage whisper say ""Is that who you were telling me about?"""

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"A reality show where gay marriage opponents have to live under 100% Biblical laws for six months so they can show us how awesome it is."
"What do you call a magic dog? Labracadabrador."
"I looked up ""cock"" in the dictionary... It says ""the male of the domestic fowl or chicken"". That's all my black female neighbours ever talk about, they must really love fried chicken."
"Have you heard about the two guys who tried to steal a calendar? They each got six months"
"GUESS WHAT I SAW! Wood."
"I can't control my urge to pull tube tops down."
"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two."
"Michelle Obama telling America to drink more water is the best plan I've heard for making racists dehydrate to death."
"I'm curious: Do girls shake the gasoline nozzle when they're taking it out of their cars too?"