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Joke of the Day

"I can't control my urge to pull tube tops down."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Delaware? Don't worry, he eventually woke up."

"What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam? ""Look ma, no hands!"""

"Poker? I barely know her!"

"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated"

"Running through a campground is impossible. You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend? Marriage, you wanna?"

"Cashier: Smile! Me: Worry about your own face."

"Every year on Valentine's Day, I put a smile on my wife's face by taking down the Christmas tree."

"WTH? My neighbors say they don't like to spoon!? Even after I stopped sleeping in the nude. And introduced myself. Old people! Amirite?"