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Joke of the Day
"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two."
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"Why was the homeless man's body cremated? Because he urned it"
"What do you call a cop in court for murder? Unlikely"
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"Accidentally used AXE shampoo to wash my cat the other day and now he's boxing strays and impregnated 17 dogs"
"What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop an onion."
"Why is ""fuck you"" an insult? I mean, i fuck my self every day"
"Which article of clothing is the most ghetto? A Hoodie."
"Am I relying on you to cover up all these blood stains after murdering my ex? BLEACH I MIGHT BE"
"What do Mexicans use to cut a pizza? Little Caesar's"