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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the two guys who tried to steal a calendar? They each got six months"
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"What do you call a dress that refuses to learn? Clothes-minded."
"My friend is dealing with a really severe Viagra addiction. He's having a hard time with it."
"I'm looking for a book on lack of empathy', I asked the librarian. Do I look like I give a fcuk?', he snapped. ""Yes, that's the one', I said."
"What do you call a really pompous person with high blood pressure? Hyperpretentious"
"""Dora"" only rhymes with ""Explorer"" if you're from Long Island, New York"
"The last words of my gym teacher: ""All spears to me!"""
"What do I look for in a girl? Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order."
"What do you call fireworks that don't work? Fireunemployed."
"What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole? The earth revolves around me."