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Joke of the Day
"Pretty sure marriage was invented to help people overcome their fear of death."
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"A clown was killed today after his baggy suit caught on the wheels of a passing truck; Newspapers report he was simply a victim of circus pants."
"A Roman walks into a bar... Holds up two fingers and asks for five drinks."
"How do you spell relief? F-A-R-T"
"You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults."
"Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure"
"Turning water into wine is pretty cool but turning kale and celery into $9.50 is a miracle"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a washer? When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week."
"If life gives you melons. . . You probably have dyslexia."
"What does grandma's crotch smell like? Depends"