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Joke of the Day
"Pretty sure marriage was invented to help people overcome their fear of death."
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"Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold"
"Pussy Don't worry you'll never get it."
"Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting? I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit."
"Did you hear about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies."
"""Awwww, that is so sweet! I think you're outstanding too!"" me, to the collection agency"
"Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal."
"If a recipe does not call for cheese, I'm gonna assume they forgot it and add an entire large bag. Well 3/4 of bag cause I ate some of it."
"Do I want Internet Explorer to remember my password? Do you want a wild raccoon to babysit your family?"
"A guy picks up a prostitute After they're done she says: I feel so loved. You fuck like a god! As they start smoking a cigarette in bed she asks: By the way, why do you have holes in your hands."