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Joke of the Day
"GUESS WHAT I SAW! Wood."
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"How to freak someone out. 1. Find someone on Facebook with the same name as you. 2. Steal their profile picture. 3. Poke them."
"Yeah yeah ""Friends with Benefits"" are cool but have you tried ""Friends with Batteries""? Less drama!"
"My parrots are stuck together... Pet owner: Vet, vet, my parrots are stuck together! Vet: I'm sorry, I don't understand - it's toucan fusing"
"4 y/o: how does Santa go to everyone's house in one night me: warp speed 4 y/o: warp speed isn't real me: neither is Santa go to sleep"
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present."
"If the BeeGees are 'staying alive' so much then how come they're all dead."
"Could you please tell your mother to stop wearing so many different lip sticks? It's making my dick start to look like a rainbow."
"Ill draw a drawer But I won't doodle a doodle."
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs Hawking"