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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a magic dog? Labracadabrador."
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"I spent the day in nature and by nature I mean drinking beer on a golf course. I saw a butterfly."
"Do blind people believe in love at first hear?"
"What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A wooly jumper."
"What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !"
"First time and with a hooker They are both naked and he says -""this is my first time..."" she says -""relax and tell me what you like..."" -""cheesburguer"""
"What's Brown and sticky? A stick"
"Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom."
"An actual quote by President George Bush ""The problem with the french is that they don't have a word for entrepreneurs"""
"What's Afghanistan's National Bird? An American drone."