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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between being hungry and horny? What she means by ""eating out."""
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"Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hilary"
"How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms? bear"
"A man named Zwayne walks into a bar. ""Arrgh, fucking hell! Who put that bastarding bar there?"""
"Just a quick plug for the /r/antiantijokes subreddit It's absurd"
"How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick? Dragon drop"
"If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? An American."
"Only thing I Iike about kids, is their ability to attract ice cream trucks"
"How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for? Pound an alarm"
"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Orange jews."