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Joke of the Day

"How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms? bear"

"Reddit is down? Now where will 9gag get all of its content?"

"Next on CNN, 600 hours of guessing what happened to a plane."

"My wife was complaining about how the washing machine was making a lot of noise lately. I told her to put a sock in it."

"Studies have shown horses exposed to marijuana are less stable and unsafe to ride. So get off your high horse."

"My girlfriend was crying because she got a bad haircut I said, ""why are you crying? I'm the one that has to find a new girlfriend"""

"The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. "

"Samoa is in 2 time zones Some of those people are living in the past"

"If you have streaks of purple, green or blue in your hair, I will try to eat that cotton candy off your head until you tell me to stop."

"What sound does a Chinese doorbell make? Ching Chong"