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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Orange jews."
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"Coma's can really change the meaning of a sentence... For instance: * Hillary is in a hurry. * Hillary is in a coma."
"Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin..."
"What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A Padajuan"
"People laugh cause I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?"
"Do all Europeans countries drive on the right? No, the Brits left."
"Astronaut Booty Call... Crater My unit would like to explore your crater."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did; in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the other people in his car."
"Gonna teach a bunch of old white guys the word ""bae"" so teens stop thinking it's cool and it goes away forever."
"I think I'm allergic to cats. They give me stomach aches."