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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Orange jews."
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"Went to the doctor today and my many years of phone sex has finally caught up with me. I have hearing AIDS now."
"I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig....It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep."
"What do you call a black astronaut? Invisible"
"What's the best way to search a linen store? Undercover."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One-to hold the bulb to the socket while the world revolves around them."
"So I woke up to a blowjob this morning... That's the last time I fall asleep with my mouth open"
"I am part of the 1% Well, at least my cell phone battery is."
"What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!"