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Joke of the Day

"If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? An American."

"*The most messed up jokes you know* I'll start: What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's pussy? Sucking out thirteen of them and realizing you only put in a dozen."

"What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand."

"My neighbors hurt some bystanders by illegally setting off fireworks. If only there had been a good guy with fireworks around to stop them"

"I cannot wait for my date tonight. Dates really are the best part of ramadan"

"Big explosion down at the Cheese factory today... I guess it completely leveled the place, All that was left was Da Brie."

"Started a pillow fight with my boyfriend, but I forgot that's where I hide my Oreos."

"What's the difference between a lobster with boobs and a filthy bus stop? One's a busty crustacean while the other's a crusty bus station."

"How do you call a black man flying a plane ? A pilot."

"Tits man or arse man? ""Tits man or arse man?"" I was asked. I really should have got in there earlier when they were giving out super hero names."