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Joke of the Day
"How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for? Pound an alarm"
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"A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."""
"My kids teach frat boys how to trash houses."
"MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very intelligent. Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home."
"There's something missing... Girl : Can you listen to me ? Boy : what ? Girl : I like you okay , And I feel there's something missing in my hart . Boy : I think it's an E"
"Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ? Because it's always a THAI game."
"What does a German soccer player call his cleats? Das Boots"
"Abortion jokes They really suck the life out of you"
"Did you hear about the couple who accidentally confused window putty with personal lubricant? All their windows fell out."
"*buys soap on a rope Cashier: Paper or plastic? Me: Neither.. I'll wear it out thanks"