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Joke of the Day
"Why do monks wear the same clothes every day? Because old habits die hard."
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"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow bubbles? He was askin' about you the other day."
"If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !"
"What's gray and all around? Everything. I'm a dog."
"Tried to pick up a woman at a cremation once. Got my fingers burnt."
"""I think this chlorine is healing my anal fissure."" - Things not to say in a swimming pool. Apparently."
"What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor? ""can't anchor us"" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry."
"No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby."
"Where do bears store their military weapons? In bearracks."
"Noticed a spider while I was driving,so I did what any normal person would do and carefully trapped it in a napkin and set my car on fire."