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Joke of the Day

"Where do bears store their military weapons? In bearracks."

"My favorite Yoga Pose is the Upward Facing Couch Potato."

"According to a new study, the number of car crashes linked to marijuana has risen. Fortunately, when the cars crashed they were all going eight miles per hour."

"Hitler Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"Tomatoes grow so fast. Other plants can't even ketchup."

"My friend has mexican car insurance. It's called get out and run."

"What nipple did the UFO crash land on? Areola 51"

"I always heard that if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it. But now you're telling me that babies don't like it?"

"Him: I'm a lover, not a fighter Me: [already has on boxing gloves] Awwww, that's so sweet, should be an easy knockout then"

"Coworker drank the last of the coffee and now he's going to the clinic for a 'work related' injury."