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Joke of the Day
"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow bubbles? He was askin' about you the other day."
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"What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle? A round of applause ...because they all have the clap."
"Don't be that guy that goes around saying ""Don't Be That Guy."""
"when girls are mad at you they go on twitter and rt something that is the exact reason they're mad...they find it in under a minute too"
"Why do Canadians like doggy style so much? So they can both watch the hockey game!"
"What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone."
"(OC dad joke) What do you call a goat on a small mountain? A hillbilly"
"Only a coward brings a gun to a swordfight, But only a moron brings a sword to a gunfight."
"Yesterday I saw an ad that said ""radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"" I thought, ""I can't turn that down"""
"Black magic.... It doesn't work."