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Joke of the Day
"Tried to pick up a woman at a cremation once. Got my fingers burnt."
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"Beware of girls like Princess Peach. She seems cool at first but she ends up in some other dude's castle far too often to be a coincidence."
"""Dad, why did Jesus have to die on the cross?"" ""He didn't do his 1st grade homework."""
"There are two types of people in this world: Those that sing in the shower, and those that wank off. ...what song do they sing?"
"Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. -History"
"Can't believe I'm not invited to things I'd never go to."
"The guy who invented the velcro died last week RIP"
"[stunned, eyes lock, a smile exchanged, and I knew it was kismet] *hands cash to lady Ma'am my baby isn't for sale. I SAID I'LL TAKE TWO!!"
"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't care. You pick"
"What do you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carlos"