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Joke of the Day

"If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !"

"What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount? Blowouts"

"There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you."

"Sausage Joke During the depression, why did they only put breadcrumbs on one side of a sausage? ....cos during the depression it was hard to make both ends meat"

"What's different between Trump and the Lannisters? A Lannister always pays his debts."

"Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!"

"What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines"

"I have a friend named Tim who is dyslexic and shares too much. We call him Tmi."

"How can you tell who's the Polish Jew at The Wailing Wall? He's the guy with the harpoon."

"Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower The rest 2% have never been to prison."