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Joke of the Day

"No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby."

"Policeman: Name please? Woman: Cheryl Cole Policeman: Your FULL name Woman: (quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw"

"The Walking Dead Even in the apocalypse black guys end up behind bars!"

"Want to hear something funny? I saw a sheep get stung by some insects... Not funny? I guess ewe had two bees there."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan a good cause !"

"I can't believe its pancake day again already.. It's really creped up on me!"

"I keep hearing ""Just be yourself"" from everyone. I didn't realize so many people want me to go to prison :("

"I'm friends with a statue. He's really a gneiss guy."

"What is the smallest part of a little person? Their wee-knees!"

"The furniture store keeps calling me back..... But all I wanted was that one nightstand."