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Joke of the Day

"So Cheech Marin plays golf now, which is appropriate Because what's more Mexican than sweating balls on a freshly-mowed lawn with a bag full of weapons?"

"Knock knock. (Who's there?) Ric Flair. Ric Flair WHOOO?!"

"Therapist has suggested yoga, for a calming, alternate state of consciousness. But its to much easier just to drink."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Camila ! Camila who ? Camila minute !"

"The best time to propose at a restaurant is right after you order but before you pull up to the window."

"An Irishman walk out of a bar."

"Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine and wooden wheels? It wooden move."

"Why did the excluded tree grow? To be long."

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE OUR BIKES!!"

"My girlfriend said I'm too immature for her. ""If I'm immature, how come I've got an Arsfor?"" She said ""What's an Arsfor?"" ""Shitting!"" I said, and giggled for 20 minutes."