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Joke of the Day
"Why did the excluded tree grow? To be long."
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"My girlfriend said she liked the jewelry my grandmother wore so I bought her a life alert necklace"
"Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon? It might Pikachu."
"What's a hipsters favorite season? Summer, they like it before it's cool"
"Happy Womens Day They say a womans work is never done... Perhaps that's why they're paid less?"
"Policeman:""Sir, we have sufficient evidence to believe that this vehicle has been stolen. Me: how Policeman: Step out of the tank Sir"
"At church they said the number of the beast is 666, but I stood up and said that's not my wifes phone number at all. She's zero fun today"
"Why did the mexican push his wife over the bridge? ""Tequila"""
"Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station."
"How do you seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar."