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Joke of the Day
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE OUR BIKES!!"
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"What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common? The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out."
"UFC 207 Not the first time I've paid $60 for 48 seconds of disappointment"
"You can't spell Meek Mill.. ..without two consecutive L's."
"It's impossible to be a parent and stay on twitter so I'm afraid it's time to say goodbye. So this is your uncle, you live with him now."
"I ain't votin' for Trump He wants to build a wall and walls are what killed Dale Earnhardt"
"What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother? I've cleaned up and found Jesus."
"Brown Bell What's brown and sounds like a bell? Duuunnnggg"
"How do you propose to a stoner? Marriage ya wanna?"
"I like jury duty because it's a fun reminder that one day my life could be in the hands of a guy wearing Velcro shoes."