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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Camila ! Camila who ? Camila minute !"

"I call my glasses... I call my glasses congress because they are old and crooked."

"It's called Wal-Mart because the Center for Disease Control was taken."

"What do you call a snake that works for the government? ~~A civil serpent~~ Senator."

"I'm so proud of my self, I decided I'm going to stop procrastinating and do something with my life! Starting tomorrow..."

"What color is the wind? Son: ""What color is the wind?"" Mom: ""The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent"" Dad: ""The wind is blue"" Mom: ""Blue? How so?"" Dad: ""Because the wind blew"""

"Guy goes to his psychotherapist wearing nothing but some transparent underpants the doctor says, ""I can clearly see your nuts"""

"Why would you never want to go to a gay BBQ? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."

"How do we know Snow White was a hipster? She could never say no to apple."

"Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."