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Joke of the Day
"An Irishman walk out of a bar."
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"heres a joke your life"
"""What's funny?"" The microwave beeping as you walked backwards. ""Why's that funny?"" Because large objects beep going in reverse, Diane."
"I believe in God and have a sense of humor about it. But when you insist that makes me an idiot, you sound as tolerant as Mel Gibson."
"[someone kicks a dumpster out of anger] ME (from inside): Who is it?"
"Tombstone request: Born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin. The engraver shortened it to: "" Returned unopened."""
"Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?"
"Did you know that ants are free? You can just take one!"
"The Alzheimer Society of Ireland is commemorating 30 years this year... ...or is it 40?"
"There's a black guy in my family tree... he's still hanging there."