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Joke of the Day

"An Irishman walk out of a bar."

"A man has undergone the first successful hand transplant in the UK. Doctors say he can move his fingers, but still doesn't have any feeling. Also, he won't come out of the bathroom for some reason."

"I lose a lot of arguments just so I can go back to my nap."

"4-year-old: Are hot dogs made from real dogs? Me: Would you eat them if they were? 4: No! Me: 4: Unless I had ketchup."

"One direction should be renamed 0.8 Direction"

"I designed a website for orphans. There isn't a homepage."

"The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said, ""That's how I want you to do it."""

"What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck? [deleted]"

"You know what? It's been a Good Friday."

"My uncle went on holiday to Ireland, but didn't have enough time to go to Clare. He really wanted to see Moher"