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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said I'm too immature for her. ""If I'm immature, how come I've got an Arsfor?"" She said ""What's an Arsfor?"" ""Shitting!"" I said, and giggled for 20 minutes."

"Jennifer Aniston's dance scenes as a stripper in ""We're The Miller's"" are totally Oscar worthy. Oscar is my nickname for my penis."

"Monorail joke I love making jokes about monorails, they make the best one-liners!"

"Roses are red violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one does not."

"I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman But it's not worth sticking around for."

"The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market"

"A blind man walks into a bar... ... Then in a table, then in a chair..."

"Today i felt like a giant mushroom I get kept in the dark and fed shite"

"Why did the meme crossed the road A meme beme screme"

"Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm."