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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. (Who's there?) Ric Flair. Ric Flair WHOOO?!"

"Now that Donald Trump is actually building the wall, I hear Mexicans are depressed I'm sure they'll soon get over it"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 contracted the Ebola virus and is highly contagious."

"Last night I dreamed I was eating a pillow When I woke up, my 10 pound marshmallow was gone."

"What do you call a gay rubber band? An elasstickle"

"No wonder I'm waiting for my Prince His white horse has ended up in the lasagna"

"How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb? both of them"

"Two cosplayers break up... When asked why, one said ""I don't know who he is anymore!"""

"Black guys and white guys never have more in common than when they're being yelled at in public by their girlfriends."

"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train theif? He has loco motives."