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Joke of the Day
"I would have been grounded for saying 66% of Dick Van Dyke's name."
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"this joke has no title What did this joke's mother say to it? ""You're not going anywhere!"" geddit?"
"If I ever go missing, my dumbass family will pick a photo where I look happy and my hair looks good, and I'll never been seen alive again."
"What's better than having sex with a 9 year old Vietnamese boy? Nothing."
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"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis"
"I went to a poltical one handed-people-demonstration ... and it was horrible, about 50% of them had no rights!"
"My psychiatrist is mad at me, told him I could hear people but couldn't see them...he said when does this happen...I said over the phone"
"Erotic is using a feather Kinky is using the whole chicken!"