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Joke of the Day
"I graduated in zooscatology. ""BULLSHIT!"""
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"A man goes to the lawyer: ""What is your fee?"" Lawyer says: ""1000 US dollars for 3 questions."" Man: ""Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive?"" Lawyer: ""Yes, what is your third question?"""
"How are airplanes and women alike? They both have cockpits."
"""No comment"" said no woman, ever"
"Huge shout out to the woman that message me first... Love you, Mum!"
"Shout out to people who block me cuz it hurts their feelings I occasionally fav them without following. You can also just ask me to stop :/"
"I was on a date. ""How many ladies have you slept with?"" she said. I said, ""Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10?"" She raised her eyebrows and said, ""OK..."" I said, ""Zero."""
"..... Ya see we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?"
"What do pirates have in common with photons? They both travel at c"
"Why was the baby strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam."