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Joke of the Day
"If my glass is half full then I start wondering where my bartender is."
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"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits."
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"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A three-some."
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"Hey teacher, i made a clock! ""Did you say Allahu Akbar?"""
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