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Joke of the Day
"What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers."
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"What does no one want but will always take Refugees"
"*catcher puts 1 finger down* *pitcher shakes head* *puts 2 fingers down* *nods* (catcher to umpire) ""can we take a break? he has to poop"""
"A mathematician and a statistician wrote a cook book together. It was called ""Pi A LA Mode""."
"Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment"
"Once when I had a broken toe, my mom told me to walk it off. When Princess Di died, she sobbed for a day."
"Jared Fogle will feel a sense of familiarity in jail. Even inside jail, he'll be enjoying fresh meat."
"Velcro What a rip off. Joke by Tim Vine."
"Your mom is so fat She's the trunk of the family tree"
"Your neck. There's an axe for that."