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Joke of the Day
"Only in math is it okay to buy 30 grapefruit at one time"
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"Christmas tradition."
"HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO, OR AS IT'S KNOWN AS IN ARIZONA, ""CINCO DE WHAT-O? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST-O, PACO"""
"My friend told me that he never learned to use a bicycle I told him it's not too bad, its like riding a bike"
"Has anyone checked whether cows really have 4 stomachs? Because it kinda sounds like a lie a cow made up once to get more food"
"What comes after the third car? The ford car."
"Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show? There was a frog in her throat."
"What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !"
"Sucks that these Crest strips only come in white"
"What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line? A full set of teeth"