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Joke of the Day
"What comes after the third car? The ford car."
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"I'm switching all of my clocks to a 24-hour format... ...making it much easier to wait til 5 o'clock to start drinking"
"Awkward If you think buying condoms is awkward, you should try returning them."
"I have earned 800.25 as a male prostitute Too bad each of them paid 0.25"
"I watched this documentary the other day but I didn't like it... ...because it was absolutely incredible."
"A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre So he gave her one."
"Rabbits who hang out in indie pet stores are hopsters."
"What do you call street entertainers from the spirit world? Ghost Buskers"
"I follow back all spambots. I even star some of their tweets, because I'm looking for a spot in middle management when the robots take over."
"What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas? ... a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it."