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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !"
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"What washes up on small beaches? Microwaves!"
"What's the difference between meat and chicken? If you beat your chicken it dies."
"Pretty similar... Tea is the only difference between meh and meth."
"I don't always roll a joint, But when I do it's my ankle"
"How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds? Ask Ronda Rousey!"
"What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery? Home Depot."
"Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant? He got creped out."
"If a magnifying glass ever got into a fight.... ...It would be easily intimidated."
"When someone favorites instead of retweeting me I comfort myself by thinking ""they're just keeping me to themselves"""