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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me that he never learned to use a bicycle I told him it's not too bad, its like riding a bike"

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"How do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef"
"My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy."
"Why did Bruce Jenner become invisible? because he's a transparent."
"I'd make a political joke... But it's too soon, the DNC tried to force one on all of us and we saw how that went."
"Speaking of dogs... There's a dog with no hind legs, and bollocks made of steel. So, this dog is coming down the street. Do you know what is the name of the dog? . . . . Sparky!"
"What do Viagra and Disney World have in common? A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride"
"My local police stations toilet was stolen.... The cops have nothing to go on."
"Which part of a birch tree makes it better with autonomic functions than others? Their betula oblongata"
"Do you know how long it's been since I've had an erection? About 8 inches."