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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a funny joke? Women's rights."

"How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit? By doing Squats."

"Star Wars joke: What is the Rancor's favorite candy? Jawa breakers."

"How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted? Beaucoup."

"I hit 2k followers. Now that I've gathered you all here, I'd like to discuss the benefits of Amway"

"In the end, the tribe of cannibals caught the Hardy Boys. That night, they had mystery meat."

"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says ""Hey did you see Donald Trump talking about his dick on tv last night? Can you believe that fucking guy might be president?"""

"I didn't get my period this month or any month prior to that. If I'm pregnant my parents will flip. Also science, science will also flip."

"piss me off and I'll put you on my kid's school fundraiser mailing lists"

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally"