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Joke of the Day
"I stayed up all night to find out where the sun went... Then, it dawned on me."
Next Joke
"Me: Do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon? Coach: Me: Coach: Me: Oh. You said HUDDLE up, didn't you?"
"Confucius say...Man who fall in sewer trough, in deep shit."
"What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed? Baked potato."
"They say punching a shark is an effective way to prevent a shark attack but my preference would still be 'land'"
"why did the tomato cross the road? to become ketchup"
"What does Diana stand for? Dead In A Nasty Accident."
"what do jeb bush and lance arm strong have in common? everyone was disappointed with their last speeches and no one was disappointed when they dropped out of the race"
"When is a penis not a penis? When it's a **foot**"
"So I just asked my SO's mother the agenda for tomorrow's festivities... And my girlfriend interrupted with ""Well I'll be female""."