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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter."
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"I ""accidentally"" washed my cellphone once, and my wife has never let me do laundry again.... Yeah Accident"
"What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el"
"I'm home alone eating donuts and listening to Journey. I think I can stop believin' now."
"whats that detective, the serial killer is in the mall? i'll hack into their security cameras real fast [types ""job openings"" into google]"
"I've never been pleased to meet anyone."
"What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one is a race for the cure. Source:http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180"
"So when is this old enough to know better' suppose to kick in ?"
"popcorn, or as cerebral smart minds such as myself refer to it 'popped corn', is the number #1 food of watching things"
"If vegans are so smart... Then why do we call brain-dead people vegetables? p.s. Im sorry."