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Joke of the Day
"Online piracy is bad, one time I downloaded a boat"
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"This is how I tell if someone is paying attention. You were not :D"
"ISIS ""Preventing the theft of unattended baggage since 1989"""
"Did you hear Justin Timberlake is making a new song based on Oscar Pistorious? It's called Cry Me A Reeva"
"The bad news is we need to downsize on people named Jeremy, so you're fired. WHAT WAS THE GOOD NEWS? India's tiger population is up 30%!"
"I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it."
"I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled."
"Why couldn't the alcoholic become a lawyer? He just couldn't pass the bar."
"""I"" before ""E"" except after ""Old MacDonald had a farm"""
"What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe? One has hydraulics the other has high bolics."