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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a limp snake? An ereptile dysfunction."

"The mods removed the previous joke that summited about my penis. It was improperly tagged as long."

"NASA confirms, life found on mars."

"The artist formerly known as Prince. . Is now formerly known as alive."

"Obamacare? More like ""Obama? I don't care for that guy!!!"" Honk if you want poor people to die"

"Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade? There were too many vets."

"Every time Guy Fieri forgets to call it ""Hotlanta"" Chester Cheetah magically appears to remove one flame from his shirt."

"Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date. "

"To anyone who has a problem with pedophiles: Grow up."

"Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother? Because he was the Solaire!"