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Joke of the Day

"I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled."

"That's a nice ham you got there It'd be a shame if someone put an ""S"" in front and an ""E"" behind it"

"I wish to die peaceful and in sleep like my grandfather and not screaming and afraid like passengers in his bus."

"I was left alone for 3 hours and I almost cut my hand off trying to open a banana."

"Gloria Gaynor's ghost I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified."

"Sarcasm : Because life doesn't come with a free ""stay out of jail card"""

"Britain can now say.... ...Its pull out game is strong!"

"What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership? My newt."

"What's Mr T's favourite dessert? Petit Filous (Credit goes to my ex wife for this one)."

"me at five am: should i sleep for two hours or stay up me at now am: Did my coworker just say ""email"" or ""bee jail"". what did the bee do"