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"ISIS ""Preventing the theft of unattended baggage since 1989"""
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"""What are the names of the 3 greatest kings who have brought more happiness and peace into people's lives than anything else?"" Answer: Smo-KING, drin-KING, and fuc-KING !"
"I accidentally just sent a kissy face emoji to my female boss... and now we wait for the call from HR on Monday."
"I just watched two mice screwing in a lightbulb But for the life of me, I can't figure out how they got in there."
"Did you hear what happened to the latest edition of Mein Kampf? They changed the title to 'The Art of the Deal'"
"Gay pride parade? Why isn't there a straight pride parade? They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot."
"My daughter is late coming down to breakfast. Her 3 strips of bacon are getting cold. I mean 2 strips. Sorry, 1 strip. She'll have cereal."
"TIL: To never trust a fart."
"A man goes into a butcher's shop and says ""I bet you 50 bucks you can't hand me the ribeye from the top shelf."" The butcher says: ""I can't take that bet, the steaks are too high."""
"Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide."