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Joke of the Day
"This is how I tell if someone is paying attention. You were not :D"
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"What's the most favorite bird among most men? [BOOBIES!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby) I can't believe no one has made this joke here yet."
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"What did the left nut say to the right nut? That guy above us is a real dick"