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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Justin Timberlake is making a new song based on Oscar Pistorious? It's called Cry Me A Reeva"

"What's the difference between Ben Roethlisberger and a therapist? There's a space between the E and the R"

"The wall clock at work seems to be stuck on half past f*ck this sh*t o' clock."

"The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house, then who lives in the white house? The black man"

"Partied so hard last night I spilled Kool-Aide on my cocaine Punchline"

"my cousin's baby is due tomorrow & my grandma keeps checkin her phone for news. waitin for the baby 2 text her like ""im here lol. from baby"""

"There's a new machine at my gym. I used it, but after an hour I started feeling sick... It's got Snickers, cheetos, Peanuts... Everything!"

"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on a chin? A dick in your mouth"

"What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool? Cinco."

"Oral sex makes your day Anal sex makes your hole weak"